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Oct 8, 2020

Untitled (An Entire Baby Bird)

Sep 29, 2020

Sixty-nine Words for Fifty Dollars

Sep 10, 2020

Squirrel Tomatoes chronicles my attempt at growing tomatoes while battling squirrels. It will also feature guest writers who are gifted $50 by me to…

Sep 2, 2020

Elderly Tomato Wizard by Piper MacFadyen

Aug 28, 2020

Squirrel Tomatoes chronicles my attempt at growing tomatoes while battling squirrels. It also features guest authors who I ask to write anything they…

Aug 21, 2020

Raising the bed.

Aug 17, 2020

Squirrel Tomatoes

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