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Rec: put potato chips on your sandwich
That's it. It's not new or novel or trendy, but it's good. Love a kronchy sandwich.
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Episode 9: Oh, hello. Again.
We're back. And so are the squirrels.
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November 2020
Episode Eight: Laurie Woolever
YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE US.
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October 2020
Episode Seven: Marisa Miller
This one is about cum and also not about cum
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September 2020
Episode Six: Amethyst Ganaway
Untitled (An Entire Baby Bird)
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Episode Five: Tyler Kord
Sixty-nine Words for Fifty Dollars
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Episode 4: The Swamp
Squirrel Tomatoes chronicles my attempt at growing tomatoes while battling squirrels. It will also feature guest writers who are gifted $50 by me to…
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August 2020
Episode Three: Piper MacFadyen
Elderly Tomato Wizard by Piper MacFadyen
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Episode 2 of Squirrel Tomatoes: Irina Groushevaia
Squirrel Tomatoes chronicles my attempt at growing tomatoes while battling squirrels. It also features guest authors who I ask to write anything they…
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Episode 1: It Is Fine
Raising the bed.
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The Fight
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My Ongoing Journey to Grow Tomatoes and Defeat Squirrels or DIE TRYING
Welcome to Squirrel Tomatoes by me, jesus pizza. co-host @carbfacepod with @lauriewoolever. Sign up now so you don’t miss the first issue. In the…
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